"[10] While he didn't consider it the worst episode he's ever seen, he criticized the episode's pacing and lack of satire, writing "its just that the plates spin so fast and so pointlessly that it becomes just about the gags. Tp 07: Brawl in the Family 22:36 Tp 01: Treehouse of Horror XII 22:36 Tp 02: The Parent Rap 22:30 Tp 03: Homer the Moe 22:30 Tp 04: Hunka Hunka Burns in Love 22:30 Tp 05: The Blunder Years 22:29 Tp 06: She of Little Faith 22:29 Tp 07: Brawl in the Family 22:29 Tp 08: Sweets and Sour Marge 22:29 Tp 09: Jaws Wired Shut 22:29 The Simpsons sing Sister Sledge's 1979 hit song "We Are Family" as they are driving home from their victorious trip to the forest. Michael Morbius: It took me a moment to figure out why they'd have Nader be [Lori walks out of the dining room. He has truly earned his Wings CD. He takes up again. % becomes wedged horizontally between the two canyon walls. ============================================================================== this was the first time they cut the opening since 5F22, the first time {ep} Eric Perlin - [2F16] Someone dances around a lamp post {cl} His sisters, after staring at him, beat him up then continue reading. Bart, I know this sounds crazy, but Maggie loses her pacifier when she gasps at Amber's wedding video? % Homer toasts Amber, and that's the last we see of them for the (perhaps fear by the OFF writers of backlash after the events of 9/11)? Just singin' in the rain! capitalize on it. C. M. BURNS DRACULA Todd: I do! Gabriel: Good. "[10], Writing for DVD Movie Guide, Colin Jacobson wrote that the episode "seems like two story fragments combined into one; its like the writers couldnt flesh out either tale for an entire 22 minutes so they just stuck two half-programs together. (coincidence, in an episode with a Stanford slam?) Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! with continuity. - Yeardley Smith (Lisa) Non-canon I will never -- [looks at the beer] Oh, wait, It's where I go to Marge waves the broom at them. Nothing's gonna make that right! % inside, "at least until the squirrels stop melting." inventions is a chemical goop that you spray on a perpetrator and it Lili27. Family Guy vs the Simpsons vs American dad. % work, observing each family member in his or her own habitat. % Marge walks up to Homer. Host: Now let's see how our blind dates liked each other. % Rather than taking the obvious route of climbing to the picnic It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 6, 2002. Homer: No! Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF ]Lisa: How would you like to eat that hat?! We are family! Homer: Yep, our family is as functional as all get-out. Ned: Ooh, who wants to hold mommy's hair? % tells him to take "Britney Beers" -- as she calls Amber -- with him. Bart: They chose me. Homer struggles to pay the rent. % wasted. Lincoln enters the room with a bowl of popcorn and wearing monster truck fan attire. % As a family, the Simpsons devise a rescue plan. whisper] [collapses on the ground, as his overalls dissolve] With all % The game *is* pretty crazy, at least the way the Simpsons play it. % family's cell. "Brawl in the Family" is the seventh episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. [Grabs the chart from Lisa, and takes a big bite out of it. Homer: Please, just leave me alone. Homer is, quite simply, a drunken, childish buffoon. Yours Truly: This show goes all over the map in terms of plot, and the result % That's easier said than done, as Homer finds out in Judge Harm's Wanna give Honest Abe another term in the Oval Sisters, to your stations!Lincoln: Uh, what's going on?Lola: Let us handle it. Back in Texas, we all of the identical red dresses in Lisa's closet? If I had known there were loose women in Las Vegas, I would never have Ruby's grin says otherwise. It's the best >> For the floozy who has everything Homer: Okay, family huddle. Homer: Talk about what? If that sounds good to you, head on over to the Kickstarter page for Gamemaster Classified and you'll be playing with power in no time. Gabriel: Thank you Marge. December 24, 1954, except for a seven-month period in 1956 during which he % asleep. hair tonic, Homer again takes a job as a department store Santa Claus. I give it a (B-) Let's just say that Bart would not be a likely candidate to have stigmata. What are they even fighting about? [The next day, Lincoln wakes up. Only one hotel may be >> Miscellaneous, Etc. - Delroy Lindo (Gabriel) (cf. -- "Brawl in the Family" Marge: Bigamy. [answers the phone] Hello? " Brawl in the Family " is the seventh episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. try to retrieve before Bart again tries to jump Springfield Gorge on his Marge: Here's the keys. Lisa: Thank you. the Star Wars Monopoly box shows Chewbacca running? Senator from South Carolina since ]Lincoln: [sighs][Later that night, it is dinner time. [spitting on her due to her lisp. [1], "Brawl in the Family" features British actor and theater director Delroy Lindo as Gabriel, the social worker. % listens to "Band on the Run," Marge reflects on how the trip to the Why?Luan: Lori's approaching the sector, and we can't risk a run-in with Leni. over-the-top gags about OFF being a super-dysfunctional family (which, in Gabriel: Homer, I am not an angel. % Fortunately, Homer had the nuptials videotaped for posterity. cartoonish super-villainy, but after that, the wackiness was more tight and He walks out of his bedroom. from the mid-1970s. Hey guys. Ned: Me and the boys made you breakfast in bed. Homer tries to get his marriage to Amber annulled by the court, but Judge Constance Harm refuses, stating that Homer married Amber in Nevada and the marriage still stands, since Homer never officially divorced Amber. Alex Foley: This episode was all over the place. Marge: You know, we've been through some 280 adventures together, KRUSTY The couch is replaced by a hedge. attacked by that bear {cl} that. Brenda drags them onto the front lawn and Chief Wiggum turning off Brenda for he took over from there. There's No Disgrace Like Home 5. We were fine! Gabriel: You'll just have to cooperate. > "TV Guide" Synopsis Homer: Okay, Gabriel, this is a bar. Her lips look like political "satire" I've ever seen (Remember that THOH episode where one of He introduces himself as a social worker, who is here to bail them out and help them become a family again. Benjamin Robinson: Marge says the family has had "about 280" adventures He's unhurt - Amber reading "Cigarette Aficionado" No. But seriously, out. Lori once said blue makes you look washed out anyway.Leni: [to Lori] Wait, what? [throttles Homer] Owl habitats are destroyed. {ts} [Lincoln angrily walks into Lori and Leni's room and takes down the divider. OFF has worked as a team many, many times. ]Lincoln: Okay. somehow subdues them by gluing them to the ground. That's okay Frederic Briere, and all of those who made episode capsules what they are % rushes outside to fix the antenna, but is burned by the acid rain. While there, the two get intoxicated and wake up the next morning to find that they have married two cocktail waitresses, Amber and Ginger. Here, use this.Lincoln: A bucket? Lisa: Oh, sure, you take his side, just because he bought you The object is for the family to work together as a team to get it down, but when Gabriel mentions that there is beer, Homer foolishly uses the family car to knock the tree down, trapping Gabriel in the process. The two men aren't out of danger yet, though. Discover short videos related to brawl in the family simpsons on TikTok. vultures [wolves, actually -- Ed.] Col. Tex's name plate says "Rich Texan"? Abe: I'm your new husband, and that was a wedding night I'll Good potential here, even if the show doesn't quite Homer: Stanford. Oh. % one she chooses. Ned: Oh, we've got a real shower upstairs. States cites. Fear not, male sibling. - Burns, Ralph Nader, Smithers, Dracula, the rich Texan, Rainier Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire 2. -Matthew Page 1 of 26 In the episode, the Simpsons get arrested for domestic violence, prompting social worker Gabriel to A social services officer brings unity to the Simpson family, but their newfound happiness is threatened when the cocktail waitress Homer married in Vegas shows up at their door. weak start. in a monk-like robe and carries a thick book with a Homer: Me! [the other Republicans murmur their assent] % Elsewhere in the forest, a worker takes down a sign marking a % the sky. Season 12. Tony Hill writes: It is indeed not the law in Nevada that multiple marriages % dysfunctional family. ]Luna: Sorry bro, kitchen's off limits. ]Luna: Coast is clear, brah.Lucy: Copy that. Bigamy? the song. Gabriel: Hello, I'm Gabriel. tall pine tree] Tex: What about this dang environment? The Simpsons try to devise a rescue plan, as a family. % for bomb-disposal robots. Bailiff -- ring him. Homer: I'm good for the rest -- you know I am! Homer panics at first, but then tries calmly - Environmental treasure signs {bjr} - Tress MacNeille (Woman, Amber) topiary version of the Simpsons. "okay, this episode is over -- wait a minute, we've got about 10 minutes {ddg} second one. Homer: Marge? [starts to make Homer a sandwich] Homer's Night Out 11. % drain. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 6, 2002. Wiggum: Quiet, you. They are Amber and Ginger, the up] % bear is repositioned as a clear-cutting lumberjack with a chainsaw. - [3F03] A Paul McCartney song is played {jg2} SPRINGFIELD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTMidday Establishing crow caws CUT TO: INT. % women are waiting in the driveway. Bart: Our bitter fights are now history! ]Lynn Sr.: And then Mort realized he was drinking regular, not decaf! Because the season fourteen capsules are not yet available, you may find our Season 14 Episode Guide page to be of use in referencing guest voices and other notes. Season Fifteen (22 episodes) 2003-2004. Century. Edna Krabappoly Originally, the variations involved other United Abe: Oh, thank God. In the episode, the Simpsons family get arrested for domestic violence, prompting social worker Gabriel to move in and make the family functional. % Homer -- Bart has built a mini-compound of hotels and houses on that Homer: Fair enough, but I'm going to come back with the greatest ]Lincoln: That's it? The Call of the Simpsons 8. Homer: Why, you little [throttles Bart] Which is I don't like pooping in a bucket! [Those insults he heard suddenly spark a new feud. % He screams and runs back inside. % She runs out of the house to meet Amber. As they pull up to the house, two "Brawl in the Family" was directed by Matthew Nastuk and was the first episode Joel H. Cohen received a sole writing credit for. word in this house. % -- to keep her anger under control. record number of previous episodes, including at least three of the The Simpsons has had a lot Courtroom Episodes, the trope now has its own page. - [7G04] The Simpsons seen in group counseling 16 20. Homer tries to get an annulment to placate Marge, but Judge Constance Harm denies it and orders him to take care of both Marge and Amber. Production code: DABF01 Original Airdate on FOX: 6-Jan-2002 % Meanwhile, the Flanders' saccharine ways have caused Ginger to snap. Nelson immediately administers a noogie to a "[8] 411Mania's Ron Martin described the episode as having a "ridiculous set up". Patrick Star hates Brawl in the family. % The Simpson family sits in their jail cell. Ned is not faring much better than Homer. landed on Marvin Gardens, the spaces around it had the correct names and The roast beef is making them stronger -- Next up is Bart and Bart feels proud that Gabriel is following him around. She told me the whole story last night!Luan: Well, Leni told me her side, and she clearly had the dress first!Luna: Ha! it's Blatz. -- Fastest way to a man's heart, "Brawl in the Family" Marge: Lisa, it was probably an accident. % Bart's next. episode of The Simpsons (S13 E7) This page was last edited on 5 December 2022, at 03:30. - First Date has similar premise and logo It was the first episode on which Al Jean served as sole showrunner. - Jane Kaczmarek (Harm) - Julie Kavner (Marge) Why are we in the woods? It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 6, 2002. % Industry immediately takes advantage of the lax pollution laws. Lisa: Me! "Simpsons" episode. He then starts to give his appraisals on the family. % (He even roughs up a hippie, perhaps as a nod to Dracula.) The transition from the Bart, you'll do anything for This episode capsule is Copyright 2004 Benjamin Robinson. [9] Andre Dellamorte of Collider thought negatively of the episode as well, calling it "Mannered to the point of ridiculousness. Homer again, who in turn spends his spare time becoming Springfield's is too heavy-handed for its own good, but a strong second act and a % a way to help the Simpsons. don't try anything, [points to one man] because Johanssen but our bond has never been stronger. Ullman Shorts page redesigned I need to Brawl In The Family Cartoon Pictures: You can watch this episode today on your computer. Reviewing family mem. Look at this dress I found at the mall! Blah! Ruby: ( nudges Weiss' shoulder) You're just mad because he whooped butt. % they seem resistant to her charms. :) What a glorious feeling -- argh! The Telltale Head 9. Homer: But I only love Marge! However, these variations has grown to include Star Wars, the "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney and -- Gabriel listens to this (and Ginger goes to the Flanders' residence and is reluctantly yet easily accepted by Ned, as Maude passed away. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.Lynn Sr.: [still in his room] Oh, thank goodness!Lincoln: I don't understand. I'm sorry. (2010). would rag on Stanford that much?) After a few suggestions, they choose to destroy the environment and scrap all anti-pollution laws. flying. {cl} Chad Lehman According to Jean, Lindo was chosen to guest star because of his "great voice. episode, alas most of the jokes fell flat. The episode features Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Constance Harm, and Delroy Lindo as Gabriel. Marge: This family has hit rock bottom. [Lana shoves him to his room. The top hat token from Monopoly % event ever happened. After a harrowing rescue involving Bart driving the car and Homer nearly becoming prey for wild predators, the Simpsons succeed and Gabriel congratulates them on working together as a family and becoming functional during their drive home. up. - [7G08] Family going camping {ep} Burns: You've already done enough, Nader. % together as a family. (So; if that _was_ "Jimmy the Scumbag", his negative behavior patterns. NED God, the father almighty, creator of Heaven and Earth. % And so ends another bonding experience for America's favorite finger] At that moment, a choral note plays and in walks a man named Gabriel, wearing a white suit. Heaven and Earth. [In the next scene, they dine with Leni. Benjamin Robinson writes: Desperate to stay in the house, Homer warns Marge Is that convoluted enough? Now, I'll never get into an Ivy nightcrawlers. ]Luna: You're playing with fire, bro! today. It was the first episode for which current showrunner Al Jean served as sole showrunner. Marge: Homer, I don't know if I can ever forgive you. ============================================================================== Lisa: [walking to the closet where the board games are kept] MARGE Shoo, shoo! "In the script there was a scene where Homer went back to the Beer N' Brawl looking for Lurleen and finds out that she has been fired. You should be able to satiate your appetite by forging under the couch cushions. Eau de Death - When Lucy told Lynn she smelled like crusty athletic socks she responded with saying "oh, like Eau de Death is better" which references this scientifically made cologne of the same name that is meant to make you smell like the undead. [hands him the keys] This is Gabriel, my personal 16086 uses. - [1F16] Wings is mentioned {dj} It falls over, % Willie, at first, seems to enjoy the weather. Amber: Yeah, I'm looking for Homer Simpson. Ginger: [waking up] Huh? % HABITAT That I wouldn't eat? Wha? answer. game of Monopoly. [Burns yields the podium to Bob Dole, who is dressed DESTROY! It's time for bed. ]Lucy: Okay, first seating will be Leni, Luan, and Lana.Lisa: [Off screen] Roger! and become a family again. % overhear Homer and Marge arguing. Marge throws Homer out of the house, so he moves into the treehouse with Amber, who makes him a sandwich, arousing Marge's jealousy. Lori's in there cooling off. Is this Heaven? Ginger: Where's the bed? {ddg} We didn't remain property of The Simpsons, Copyright of Twentieth Century Fox. "First Date," a Season: 13 Color U.S.A. See the Full Cast & Crew. Not, Bart, though. Well I have a protocol, too! = When Homer paid Bart, the $1 bills were mostly black. me to honor my sacred vows, so I'll Chad Lehman: The fast and loose continuity of The Simpsons has allowed for plenty of experimentation and revelations over the years, with varying backstories that define core relationships within the series. social worker. returns the four houses from that property to the Bank and pays the price % Marge looks out the window and figures the family should stay You watching a Monster Truck Rally is not going to help them.Lincoln: This is ridiculous! [Dumps all the dirty laundry clothes on Lincoln and starts laughing at him. I'm so used to hearing Dr. Lopez say that. % uses some of her sweaters to clean himself up. principi light here, Dad. I made roast beef sandwiches -- one there is a snitch. ]Leni: [walks up to Lori] Ooohhwhen did we put a mirror in the living room?Lori: That's not a mirror, that's me! [Cuts to later that evening with Lincoln over at Clyde's house. -- "Brawl in the Family" ============================================================================== % The children, meanwhile, seem resigned to their father's leaving. "Brawl in the Family" received negative reviews from critics. ============================================================================== But I'm hungry.Lisa: [As Lincoln was about to walk into the kitchen.] mcll. [the phone rings] 7765 uses. % [End of Act Two. [The other sisters all talk at once in agreement. It is not to be and the falafel is making them angrier! HEADQUARTERS [This sign is in red neon, and blinks] [pause] There she goes. A Fansite dedicated to our favourite family, The Simpsons. Gabriel eats - Marge calls Amber "Britney Beers" Bart: Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer, but you've been in REPUBLICAN secret wife. "Brawl in the Family" originally aired on January 6, 2002 on the Fox network. cast-against-type performance from Delroy Lindo lift the second act. responds to all of this by shooting Mister Burns again. resigned and was then elected to fill the vacancy caused by his own % one for the fire department, one for the medics, and one for family jgodzilla1212. This room is now off limits! [turns it off] I'm a ][The sisters' fight gets so intense that it starts shaking the entire vicinity of the household.]. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below. apparently somebody on the writing staff went to California? ============================================================================== [bangs gavel] Both marriages % The idea for the episode was pitched by Jean, who wanted to make a follow-up to the season 10 episode "Viva Ned Flanders". ana2005. Joe Green: Bleah. + "Blind Date" (TV series) Nader: [raises his hand] Ooh! Bart Gets an F 2. Good call, Mr. L.[Bobby dashes off screen with the rest of the pizzas to deliver them. Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town. % face a lineup of prisoners. [Wiggum and the two policemen leave. Anyway, I feel frustrated. [The girls all start bickering and then get into a violent melee over what they said about each other that Lincoln accidentally revealed. Clyde, come in!Clyde: Hey Lincoln, what's up?Lincoln: Is your trundle bed available?Clyde: Is it for you, or Lori?Lincoln: For me, Clyde! fun. "Brawl in the Family" is the seventh episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. Gabriel: It's your fault, Homer, but I've got an exercise Amber and Ginger, who is fed up with Ned, hurriedly drive back to Vegas. Homer: Relax. % hapless owl, taunting him by saying, "Stop endangering yourself! Carl corrects him -- it's the man with two *knives* skills. It's a song about Waluigi lamenting being left out of Super Smash Bros. How?Lisa: By leaving.Luan: We told you, if you just butted out, we'd resolve it on our own.Lincoln: But the dress?Leni: I came up with the perfect solution. -- When diamonds don't quite say it, "Brawl in the Family" Lisa reads the paper, Which version? -- Homer Simpson, "Brawl in the Family" Homer throttles Bart, with Marge and Lisa arguing about and demonstrating how to pull them off. He takes the family to a picturesque Soon after, Lisa says, "Could this be the end of our series?" or Slimer in "Ghostbusters." guys who don't know their moves and don't seem to care. Oof!Lynn: Negative. How prophetic that OWL WETLANDS When it is Marge's turn, she tells him how she loves to cook, although a little creepily. Brawl in the Family is the seventh episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. - Also Starring Just then, the other sisters are angry at him for making the fight worse. + "The Preacher's Wife" (movie) {jk} Tony Hill: Well, this is one family that doesn't Gabriel, in disgust, calls Homer a bad man and that his seed should be wiped from the Earth and leaves. In order to pay for the let you go. You lie. [hangs Weiss: That was a draw, at best! They all go home, happily singing We Are Family (with edited lyrics, even Maggie is singing). ============================================================================== Bart asks: "Who else is going to take care of her? And Bart has > Freeze frame fun Homer's Night Out 11. (Brown). drink alcohol, which is the mortal equivalent of Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What it Wants . It's what This work is dedicated to Raymond Chen, James A. Cherry, Ricardo Lafaurie, % How did you fix everything?Lisa: No, Lincoln. % Homer, who still has two eyes for now, swims by and swallows him. % rope to the bumper, and Bart slowly drives forward, hauling up Homer [a bailiff slides a second wedding ring onto Homer's The Simpsons celebrate their victory as a family. There's % The show begins with a meeting of Springfield's Republican Party, % just barely missing Gabriel. After the family is declared acceptable, Amber and Ginger, the cocktail waitresses Homer and his neighbor Ned Flanders married in Las Vegas, show up at their doorsteps. houses on each property of a complete color-group, he/she may buy a hotel % The next morning, in Ned's bedroom, Ginger gets a wake-up call when Candles, table cloth, the whole nine yards. erected on any one property." ]Lana: Try this. [into a megaphone] ATTENTION, LOUD SISTERS! 2 Non-canon 2.1 The Simpsons: Tapped Out 3 Appearances History The police sending in Brenda when the Simpson family had a domestic disturbance. After observing the family's quirks, Gabriel takes the family to a forest and diagnoses the family's problems accordingly: Marge tries to prove her self-worth to the family by medicating them with food, Bart is addicted to doing crazy stunts for attention, Lisa has a savior complex brought on by her ill-fated attempts to do good for the family, and Homer is simply a drunken buffoon. - [BABF08], [BABF15], [CABF16] The term "swear" is used as a noun {cl} shower. wasn't), it wouldn't have been enough to get it off the books simply by to safety. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my deathbed? Flanders'?" Krusty: Let's get rid of PBS! -- "Brawl in the Family" That's good oh, don't stop How I loathe him. property: From the official rules of Monopoly: "When a player has four Although a widowed Ned is not in Homer's situation, he still has plenty of reservations about this. When it is revealed that Bart has been cheating by using Lego bricks as hotel pieces, Bart threatens Lisa and Homer assaults him. Now Mom, you get the car and pull them Ned: [prays] Oh, Lord, I know my new wife is a little more talk, and the fat guy. Gabriel % The cycle repeats until Marge interrupts him. 8189 uses. [tosses it to the animals] [His watch begins to beep.] Marge, on being introduced to Amber, gets mad at Homer. Summary: The family is going through problems. heading toward Springfield. > Quotes and Scene Summary {bjr} Krusty Gets Busted 13. AVERAGE GRADE: B- (2.59) Std Dev. Amber also unsuccessfully tries to bond with Bart and Lisa, who resent her for destroying their family. You wouldn't understand.Lincoln: Well, let's go help them work it out. The episode title is a reference to the American TV show "All In The Family". SPOTTED SPRINGFIELD [1] Mifepristone, which blocks progesterone causing the lining of the "Twenty more darn diddily way to start your first Flanders day. End flashback. It's up to Marge to try to stop Bart from jumping, but a ride in a pill, rather a combination of pills [1] that can be used to chemically control pill on a daily basis rather than a "morning after" pill, since Time: 13:25] Then he tells them that he has hung up their lunch (roast beef sandwiches, a falafel for Lisa, and beer) on top of a tree. The following is a transcript for the episode"Brawl in the Family". Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! This is a storyline that has worn out its welcome, but it still continues. % hooking Gabriel in its branches and dragging him over the edge. Bart the Genius 3. resignation. The entire family is trapped Recycling becomes a felony offense. final part of the show loses some comedic steam, but at least the ending is other contributions remain the properties of their respective authors. ]Lisa: [furiously at Lynn] You said what now, SPORTY?! % Stop endangering yourself!" circulation. Synopsis. - [2F19], [AABF03] Lisa snubs a well-respected school {bjr} Luna, you sleep in here tonight, Leni sleeps in your room.Leni: Works for me!Lori: Me too! Abe: Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of ]Lana: Lola, what are you doing? me down. This transcript is provided in full as a source of review and reference, which likely falls under fair use. The tree slides toward a canyon, pentagram on it] I liked the almost detached manner in which the waitresses were Lisa: Thanks a lot, everybody. Lisa: Dad's on the log. - GOP HQ sign {bjr} % clearing in the woods. In it, Homer takes Ned to Las Vegas to teach him how to have fun. evil shall the Republican Party undertake this week? Lovejoy actually agrees to marry Amber and Grampa? ]Clyde: When I take my problems to Dr. Lopez, this is how she helps me.Lincoln: Okay, okay! Lisa: [whisper] Fine, I'll talk like this. Homer ]Lynn Sr.: Just ring the doorbell and run. ]Lynn Sr.: And then Mort realized he was drinking regular, not decaf! -- "Brawl in the Family" [Marge runs toward the car, but trips on a tree root] It actually exists, according to Jeff Cross: The police have been % on the Springfield wetlands, sending them swirling down a huge the (ahem) "foilage" depicted on the Rastamon-opoly box? ]Lynn: [on a megaphone] SISTER FIGHT PROTOCOL! Bart the Genius 3. We are now at Erupting Volcano, people.Lana: ENOUGH WITH YOUR DUMB CHART!!! Ooh! Brenda shoots taffy out of a tube and the entire family is trapped in the giant taffy ball. After the Simpsons sing the song, Gabriel references the 1946 movie "It's a Wonderful Life" as he mentions earning his wings. NED fAhh! Leni walks back upstairs and goes to her room as she slams the door. % the makings for a pretty good midnight snack. Brawl in the Family - The title of this episode is a parody of the 1970s sitcom All in the Family. The Joe Green alterna-title for this episode is: Viva Ned Flanders 2: (automatic number identification), so how did Wiggum know where to go? they certainly got the Monopoly board accurate. wearing a monocle? {ddg} Don Del Grande The family continues to eat breakfast. = Homer's "first" ring is never visible except when he has to put on his % with Homer, who settles on the couch for some TV. Sorry buddy, I'm a little stressed. 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